: It's Going to Be Awkward When Megan Fox's Baby Comes Out With Megan Fox's Old Nose(via @Jezebel)

Megan Fox is pregnant. Allegedly. When I found out, I had the same thought as when I heard that Halle Berry was pregnant: Won’t the baby have her old nose?

3/29/12 — 7:15pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxImPoVc
Farm Fashion Report

We’ll be seeing lots of bulky tees and hatchets on the farm runways this season.

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3/19/12 — 2:17pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxIF2yqI
High-res 2/23/12 — 1:21pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxGv6IxS
Molehills out of Mountains

We stumbled upon the quote of the year this weekend…

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2/21/12 — 5:35pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxGoowXK
Lil’ Scrappers

Roll up your sleeves, bring on the tetanus.

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2/9/12 — 10:37pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxGATu7I
The Manly Man’s Equivalent of Shoe Shopping

The ol’ double standard- he can buy as many guns as he wants, while my shoe collections falls embarrassingly far behind. We’re talking 2008. Ouch.

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2/4/12 — 12:00pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxFtSJ_2
Notes from a Weirdo

I don’t understand why my husband thinks that fart noises are funny still. He’s 35 years old. 

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1/27/12 — 5:21pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxFTLVdQ
Corn Thief

Our hay farmer, Wesley, has been the victim of some corn thievery lately. But he stayed up late one night and caught the dirty bastard. Check it out.

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1/24/12 — 8:14pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxFJmfh4
It’s Time to Say Goodbye

NO. MORE. SAWDUST!.

And the ghost of Farmer Steve may haunt us…

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1/16/12 — 12:24pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxEsulPf
The Steel That Stole My Heart

The steel is finally here! Holy crap! Is the end really in sight???? Maybe. Just maybe. 

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1/9/12 — 4:35pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z7H9nxEWmHpb